The Crooked Line I Walk

So I was at my friend James' house watching the final episode of The Almighty Johnsons.

Much fun and hilarity was had. And much booze drunken.

Drunken being the operative word.

Now I know James has been a fan of my drunken walks home and the photographs I invariably take on these stumbling journeys. So I'm sure he will be delighted to know that a party at his home has initiated yet another of my crooked paths.

Usually I don't get to see these pictures until the next day so I have no answers for you as to why these images took my fancy - they just do.

Drunken Nick, it seems, fancies himself as a bit of a photographer. He isn't he's a monstrous bore who always leaves the bathroom in a terrible state and has an unquenchable appetite for kebabs.

So here, once again for your enjoyment, yet another of my drunken strolls...

Couch blocks traffic

Apparently a couch was blocking the motorway in Wellington yesterday

READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE

I can't tell you how much this news delights me. I can neither confirm nor deny that I had anything to do with this.

Couching the Issue

I know this will delight a few of my regular visitors - I've been out spotting abandoned couches again.

Here are some new additions to my catalogue. Enjoy.

It's interesting how often these couches are accompanied by a sigh that says FREE!

I spotted these on a road that regularly has abandoned furniture on it. Some helpful residents had set fire to them. A fate that often befalls furniture left out on the street too long.

I find something sad and strangely beautiful about these two.

The fire got a bit close to the recycling bin which resulted in this interesting cross-section. 

Thanks for stopping by I hope your life is richer now.

Making Time

This blog has been inert for a while but only because I wanted to wait until I really had something special to post. And now I do. After a few industrious late nights and some DIY disasters that read like scenes from a crime novel - super glue in the eyes, sanding off my fingerprints - I have the first two prototypes of my cuckoo clocks ready for your enjoyment.


So here they are. My Meter Cuckoo Clock that uses a voltmeter to display the time and my Nixie Tube Cuckoo Clock that uses my old friend the nixie tubes to display the hours and minutes. The stylings are from the darkest, most gothic region of the Black the Forest - the mythical Wood of Kings.

The Nixie Cuckoo Clock

The Meter Cuckoo Clock

It's early days and there are still a few kinks to iron out but they're coming together nicely I feel.  Naturally there are a lot of people to thank who have got me this far.


Paul J. Jensen over at Tube Clock. Who has been a real inspiration and has shared his knowledge and has graciously re-purposed his own kits so I can get them to work with my cuckoo mechanisms. Mr Jensen is a true gentleman and a hands down genius.


Same shout out goes to the very clever Jared Boone over at ShareBrained Technology. As with Paul, Jared's excellent Chronulator serves as the real brains of my Meter Clock. In all honesty I should call it a Cuckoo Chronulator. Again Jared was also kind enough to adjust his kit to fit my designs.


Many thanks, you princes of men.


So thank you to both these smart men. And thanks also to my friend Rhys (wood worker extraordinaire) who knows more about wood than any human being I know. As to Andrew Beattie who in spite of being a terrible human being is very good with his hands - am I right ladies?


Thanks also to Martin Horspool a man who is nothing if not pure inspiration and a true artist. Check out his stuff at buggybot you'll be glad you did.


Also my fantastic sister who has let me turn her basement into a kick-ass workshop. Cheers Jeggie.


Last, but by know means least,  to my Dad who is a man who always has just the right tools and knows how to get the job done. Thanks Dad.


In building these projects I have spent the last year teaching myself the skills I've needed to get these projects to the level they are now. Woodworking, painting, mold making, electronics and design. It's been a wild ride and I must say there is a true joy to be had in making something with your hands and seeing it come to life. Yes their have been some spectacular failures along the way but when I see these clocks hanging on the wall my heart sings. They are one-of-a-kinds and I made them.


I can really recommend embarking on your own projects - satisfaction is guaranteed.


Right without too much more puffery here are some behind-the-scenes photos for your enjoyment.

Meter Clock Details

Nixie Clock Details

Insights into the Mold Making Process

Assembly and Design 

Electronics

In Conclusion 

Right I think that's enough of that nonsense. It's been a great experience and it's not over yet...


Here's some older posts here about the evolution of these projects and more. A history of obsession I guess you could call it.  Thanks for stopping in. I've missed you. 

Project History

Projects A-Go-Go


Flipping Cuckoo (this completed project is coming soon)


Tempus Cuckoo


Still Cuckoo


New Year New Clock


Nixie Cuckoo Clocks


The Cuckoo Chronulator




"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."